Normal People vs Directioners

To normal people, July 23rd, 2010, is just a date.
To Directioners, July 23rd, 2010, was the day their world was created.
When people see the word "Ireland" they think of a normal country.
When directioners see it, we think of Niall.

One Direction seen in normal people's eyes : A boyband.

In Directioners' eyes : Inspiration, funny, talented, the whole world. 
Normal People : Stuck in the friend-zone.

Directioners : Stuck in the fan-zone.
Normal People : My dog ate my homework.

Directioners : Niall ate my homework.
Normal People : One Direction.

Directioners : Boobear, Bradford Bad Boi, Nialler, Hazza, Daddy Direction.
Normal People : I wanna be more than just a friend.

Directioners : I wanna be more than just a fan.
Normal People : "Life is about finding who you are"

Directioners : "Life is about finding One Direction"
Normal People ay : "What's up?"

Directioners say : "Vas Happenin?"
Normal People say : "I need one man"

Directioners say : "I need five"
Normal People say : "It's pigeon"

Directioners say : "OMG! It's Kevin!"
Normal People say : "I like McDonalds"

Directioners say : "NANDOS!"
Normal People : "Potato = food"

Directioners : "Potato = one of the most perfect things that Niall Horan has ever said"
Normal People : *cries for logical reasons*

Directioners : *cries because we worship five boys who just finished their Up All Night Tour*
Normal Girls : Jealous of actresses and models.

Directioners : Jealous of a baby, koala, pigeon, skateboard, toothbrush and a pen.
What people think of when someone says "cat"

Normal people : Cute and fluffy.

Directioners : Harry Styles.
*Torn is playing*

Normal People : "Gosh, why are you crying, can I help you?"

Directioners : "I know I know, hold on. I can't, oh this memories"
*Blocked phone call*

Normal people : "Who is this?"

Directioners : "OMFG IS THIS ONE DIRECTION?"
*At 1D's concert*

Normal people : "The concert was so good"

Directioners : "OMG THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! I'M BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS THEM!"
*When making wishes*

Normal People : Shoes, money, clothes, job.

Directioners : Meet 1D, touch 1D, get autograph from 1D, breathe air from 1D.
*1D song starts playing on radio*

Normal People : "One Direction? Cool!"

Directioners : "TURN IT UP! OMG, IT'S ON! I HAVE TO TWEET ABOUT THIS!"